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Politicians Should Not Be Stupid.

It is my belief that we need to begin screening our potential leaders and eliminate the ignorant ones before they can even begin to infect our country.

Politicians that (claim to or) believe in Biblical Creationism over Evolution should automatically be disqualified from campaigning based on grounds of stupidity & ignorance.

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Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:05

Somebody Found Waldo

Written by The Super Geek

Wonder, "Where's Waldo?" He's been here the whole time.wheres waldo

Explains why he's been hiding. Who would want to be found waist deep in somebody's ass crack?

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Saturday, 19 May 2012 08:39

The Mark Zuckerberg Real Time Wealth-O-Meter

Written by The Super Geek

Mark Zuckerberg Is Now the Wealthiest Whipper Snapper In America.

With the IPO of Facebook behind us, everyone wants to know: Just how much freaking money did this kid walk away with?

Well when all was said & done and the yo-yo stopped bouncing.. $19.18 Billion Dollars.

For all of you working people that have busted your asses, at some job, for the last 20 years, I am here to put what you did and what he did, into perspective.

Mark Zuckerberg Facebook

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MENLO PARK, CA (Via The Borowitz Report) May 18, 2012

On the eve of Facebook’s IPO, Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg published the following letter to potential investors:
Mark Zuckerberg Facebook IPO
Dear Potential Investor:

For years, you’ve wasted your time on Facebook.  Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too.

Today is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking.  How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s?

For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses.  Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep.

Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.

Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money.  And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk.  We totally stole this idea from iTunes.

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Being a rich douchebag doesn't mean you have to drive like one.

Lamborghini Crash Fail

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Tuesday, 15 May 2012 07:55

Deja Poo: Same Crap Different Day

Written by The Super Geek

Deja Poo Same Crap Different Day

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

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It will remind you that you're still alive.

Do one thing each month that scares the crap out of you

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Flixel Makes Static Photos into Animated Cinemagraph Pictures

Flixel is an amazing new application that allow you to create animated photos from scenes. It does so by allowing you to select elements in the image that you want to move, the way they did in real life, while keeping the remainder of the image flixel animated cinemagraphmotionless.

Flixel lets you capture a moment, and bring it to life with the swipe of a finger and instantly share with friends. It is inspired by Cinemagraphs, hybridized moving & still images. Flixel lets you create cool living photos in seconds.

Flixel Features:

★ Live-paint your animation with Flixel's unique and simple creation process
★ Apply custom designed filters
★ Loop your animations forward or backwards
★ Insert a loop delay for a surprise effect
★ Interact with friends by loving and commenting on their Flixels
★ View the most loved Flixels weekly, monthly, and all-time
★ Discover Flixels created nearby
★ E-mail Flixels to friends or share instantly to Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr
★ Private account options

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Klik, the Facebook iOS Photo app that knows your friends and tags them for you.

klik facebook friend recognition iOS photo appKLIK, by Face.com is the new iOS photo application that uses Face.com's facial recognition software to analyze your pictures, as you take them and determine, based on your Facebook friends, exactly who they are with a scary degree of accuracy.

When you first install the application, try it out by using the front facing camera to scan your own face, like a scene from The Terminator, it will lock onto your face and give you a percentile of accuracy as to exactly who you are. You then confirm your identity. There on, when you use the Klik app to take photos it will make highly educated guesses as to who is in the photo and hover your friend's names over their face.

KLIK is a camera app that uses face recognition to let you quickly tag your friends in real-time & requires a Facebook account, and iOS 4.3 or above.
Fire up KLIK and watch as your friends' names instantly appear next to their faces before or after you snap a photo.
If KLIK doesn't recognize a face - snap a photo, tap "Tag Me" over unrecognized faces to pick a name, and then save the photo (no need to share).
The more photos you save, the better KLIK gets.

Best of all, KLIK is FREE.

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Thursday, 10 May 2012 05:44

Best High Schools in America for 2012

Written by The Super Geek

The US News & World Reports Best High Schools in America for 2012 is out

Best high Schools in America 2012Every year US News & World Reports ranks the best schools in the country. Their list includes High Schools, Colleges, Universities, Grad Schools & online Schools.

This year, of the 22,000 ranked High Schools in America, 20 of the top 100 or 5% were from New York State, including the prestigious Bronx High School of Science, Queens High School for Science, Stuyvesant High School, and The Staten Island Technical High School.

Of those 20 top 100 New York High Schools, 4 of the top 100 were from Long Island. Those include Locust Valley, Jericho, South Side & Commack.

Schools were graded and ranked on the following criteria;

  • Teacher/Student Ratio
  • College Readiness
  • Math Proficiency
  • English Proficiency

Click to see the complete list of the Best High Schools in America.

Click to see the complete list of the Top Ranked High Schools in New York.

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I think this may even be considered copyright infringement.

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Wednesday, 02 May 2012 18:11

Zipper Earphones - Tangle Free

Written by The Super Geek

Tangle Free Zipbuds Earphones by JUICED Leave You Never Untangling Again

Tangle Free Zipper Headphones

If you are like me and constantly packing & unpacking your headphones, JUICED Zipbuds earphones are a brilliant addition to your electronic toy collection.

These tangle free earphones zip together so you never have to worry about them getting all knotted up.

For someone like me that spends an hour a month untying wires, at $20 they pay for themselves in time alone.

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Wednesday, 02 May 2012 14:58

Coolest Cat Video You Will Ever See

Written by The Super Geek

I HATE cats, but I have to admit, the bad ass cat in this video is wicked cool.

coolest-cat-video

Coolest Cat Video

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Wednesday, 02 May 2012 06:37

Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Written by The Super Geek

3 Grandmas Watch and Review the Kim Kardashian & Ray-J sex tape.

You have to listen to their commentary, these 3 old ladies sound more like a 3 college girls than 3 old women at the bingo parlor.

grandmas watch kardashian sex tape

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Monday, 30 April 2012 07:35

PROOFREAD: Read Twice - Publish Once

Written by The Super Geek

Please Use Finger

Penis Broken Please Use Finger

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Monday, 30 April 2012 06:52

Cooties

Written by The Super Geek

The Doctor Said It's Cooties...

...I Think You Should Get Yourself Checked.

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Sometimes you're better off not being the guy that "Knows Everything About Computers".

I had a friend ask me to do all of this "Computer Stuff" for him.... for free.
One day I needed him to hekp me out with something in his line of business & he says "For free, Pfft, are you kidding, that's my job, I do this for a living."
I replied, "...and?"

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The city of Stockholm asked an Advertising agency to develop a presentation about the city.

On behalf of Stockholm - The Capital of Scandinavia and Step2 Communication. Performed at MIPIM in Cannes by Charlie Caper and Erik Rosales.

This iPad Presentation Combines Magic with Technology.

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Monday, 23 April 2012 06:37

Don't Believe Everything You Think You Know

Written by The Super Geek

You may end up preventing fact & truth from entering your mind.

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I was looking for a recipe for red velvet cake but most of the ones I found were "mock red velvet cake" which means they substituted the real red red-velvet-whoopie-pies-peanut-butteringredient with food coloring, BEETS. EPIC FAIL

As I was rifling through a myriad of recipe sites in search of the perfect recipe, as well through my pantry for some inspiration, I came across some Oreo's and became immediately inspired.

Inspired to make the perfect red velvet dessert, something rich, creamy as well as cakey, delicious and wholesome.

I landed on Red Velvet Whoopie Pies with Peanut Butter filling & crushed roasted hazel & cashew nuts. If you remember as a kid, whoopie pies exemplify the perfect mix of cake and frosting.

Click through to see the Red Velvet Chobani Whoopie Pies w/ Peanut Butter Filling recipe I created.

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Wednesday, 04 April 2012 13:30

VIDEO: What Twitter Would Look Like in the 1980s

Written by The Super Geek

What Twitter Would Look Like if it was Invented in the 1980's

twitter in the 1980s

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Thursday, 22 March 2012 10:05

IMAGE GALLERY - 45 Greatest Asses in the World

Written by The Super Geek

Below is a gallery of the 45 World's Greatest Asses.

Feel free to comment or tell us your favorite.

Worlds Best Asses

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Mobile MicroPayments come to Smart Phones, for the a Charity, Service Worker, Politician, the 99% & more.

cell phone mobile payment systemWe are always on the look out for new technology that helps people in their daily lives, which can also make them money, which brings me to the 3d QR Code Powered TipCodes.com, the agnostic mobile payment system that works with QR Codes on iOS, Android, Windows Mobile, Blackberry & more. When we say agnostic, we don't mean that it doesn't believe in God, just that it is not platform dependent.

The service is designed help to waiters/waitresses, hotel bell hops, chamber maids, hotel concierge, counter workers, baristas, valet parkers, street performers, magicians, hair dressers, manicurists, charities, political fund raisers, schools, PTAs and temples accept payments, tips and donations from people armed with just a smart phone.

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Monday, 20 February 2012 11:48

Truth In Advertising

Written by The Super Geek

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When all you need is Liquid Crack....

All they give you is Piss...

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Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:10

Sexy Bathroom Girl Pictures

Written by The Super Geek

Sexy Girls & Their Sexy Bathroom Pictures

The internet, among other things, has brought us... Pictures of girls, talking sexy posed pictures of themselves in the Bathroom... of all places.Sexy Bathroom Pictures

Historically, there are some sexy household places to take pictures, The Bedroom, Kitchen, Patio, Porch, but what is the infatuation with the bathroom.  Granted there is usually a conveniently placed mirror in there, but isn't this also the place we evacuate our bladders and bowels? The last thing that makes me think, "That's Hot" is a picture of a girl trying to look hot & sexy when there is a toilet in the background, the same one she drops the kids off in.

Next time you get all made up & glammed out, I'd like to you to know of how unsexy us men think it is and move to a more suitable place.

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Rick Santorum thinks babies born from rape & incest are "Gifts from God"

Just perhaps Rick Santorum should be raped a few times, have a basketball rectally inserted & then made to pass it... 

Rick Santorum Abortion

...you know, just so he can talk from experience vs where the basketball would be coming from.

It seems that there is a point that being so anti-abortion can push you across the line into being pro-devil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Date Rape

Say "No"...

to saying "Yes"...

to saying "No"...

it really wasn't date rape.

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Wednesday, 08 February 2012 11:53

The Truth Behind Low Slung Jeans - aka Low Riders

Written by The Super Geek

Low Slung Jeans - Low RidersFor all those that think it's cool to walk around with your low slung pants hanging below your butt..

Read the following explanation;

This trend was born in the United States' Jails...

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Friday, 27 January 2012 20:51

Don't let this happen to your tax return

Written by The Super Geek

Don't let this happen to you this year.

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