08 February 2012
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Style
For all those that think it's cool to walk around with your low slung pants hanging below your butt..
Read the following explanation;
This trend was born in the United States' Jails...
28 July 2008
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Design
Ghetto Fabulous Galore
This brings new meaning to the term "Ghetto Fabulous".
No where else does the term shine so bright as when it is when reflecting off of the shiny side of the aluminum foil stuffed onto the spokes of a 30 year old Schwinn, a ride that was Ghetto Fabulous to begin with.
I can only imagine that the proud owner of this Fabulous Ghetto Low Rider aspires to owning a 15 year old, busted up Honda Civic with the famed Single Wiper Blade that is notorious for increasing horsepower by 10% and reducing drag by a coefficient of at least .05, which, as we all know, increases top speed by 20 MPH, and shaves a healthy 3 seconds off any car's 1/4 mile time.
Congratulations to this, our Ghetto Fabulous Coverboy of the Week.
Key Ghetto Fabulous Notes to Remember:
Classic Collector Series Schwinn™
"Shiny Side Out" Reynolds™ Aluminum Foil
Converse™ All Stars®
3/4 Jeans, 2 Sizes to big, to show off Ghetto Fab Undies
Favorite Team Sweatband
Mugshot Expression
Right Hand Peace Sign
"Whopped" Rear Tire
Authentic .025kt "Gold" Bling Ring Kit from the Dave & Busters Claw Game
We can only hope that such a fine citizen will one day run for president. Don't let us down Mr. Ghetto Fabulous, we await your arrival in the White House.
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