05 October 2011
Published in
News
The Most Inspiring Speech I Have Heard Since November 4th, 2008. America, Pay Your Bills, or We Won't Pay Ours!
President Obama, How is Democracy Better? You Owe $14B Billion to a CHINA, Communist Country! If you don't pay your bills, why should we pay ours.
30 September 2011
Published in
Politics
In 2008 you made a statement by voting for a person to let everyone know you weren't a racist pig bastard.

Now it is time to redeem yourself by voting for someone & proving you aren't a complete freaking idiot.
The decision is yours.
14 October 2008
Published in
Newsflash
The 2008 Presidential Election is a Mess
Obama wants to change things but won't tell us how.
McCain puts Sarah Palin "one 72 year old's heart beat away from the most powerful political position in the world."
I have decided to take care of the 2008 election in the following manner:
Purchase Pencil from Local Stationary Store
Sharpen Pencil
Go to voting hall
Wait on Line
Enter Voting Booth
Pencil in the following:

