As a Long Islander I have heard all of the Shit Long Islanders Say.
The folks at WBLI 106.1 were nice enough to immortalize some this this shit long islanders say into a comprehensive video. Video Stars Astra, Skye at Night, & John Migione of "Suffolk State of Mind" Fame.
This cute kid laughing was so adorable I had to share it.
Please share it if it make you giggle too!
Moron Dancer Kicks Himself in the Head on National TV
Written by The Super GeekNothing says "I'm a Douche" more than being a dancer, making it to national TV, only to kick yourself in the head.
Spandex Rhinestone Dance Outfit: $59.99
Plane Ticket to Hollywood: $249.00
Kicking yourself in the freaking head on TV: PRICELESS
Economics - Start them young so they corner the market early.
Written by The Super Geek
Take a moment & think of all the people alive today.... Because you can’t afford a HITMAN!
Written by The Super GeekJust Sayin.
Being Blonde & Being from California has some serious stereotypes attached to it...
... But you'd never image it could be this serious...
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(The actual AP Headline)
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws. and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her ear with the windows rolled up and and with eyes closed. with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while came concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and that hse looked very strange. He asked her of she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been jioldinger her baind in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands fom her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought that is was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an house until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Lisa is blonde.
OK, this guy is:
A) Alive
B) Dead
C) Animitronic
Sometimes human catastrophe is funny stuff, it is even funnier when there is a slingshot involved.
Here are some examples of Human + Slingshot = Stupid
#4 Getting Punched in the Nuts Sucks - The Slingshot Version is Worse
No comment required.
They May not be from California
They May not have sexual relations outside of the family
They may not be easy to look at...
...but they are undeniably from West Virginia & They are Girls
Brave Little Freeloading Snail Rides Car Hood @ 50MPH
Written by The Super GeekThis Brave Little Snail Rode a Car Hood for 5 Miles at Speeds up to 50 MPH without falling off.
I'm getting a little bit of a mixed signal here.
Ralph Macchio Returns in this Wax on F@ck Off Movie Trailer about being a washed up nobody.
Everyone love an actor with a sense of humor about themselves.
Ralph Macchio nails this one on the head in this movie trailer where his friends, family & even strangers try to help him get back his Mojo by suggesting he do what famous people do: Drugs, Make Sex Tapes and Get on the front page!
And now for today's New York WTF of the day!
Penn Station actually allows this street performer guy to play this crap, on a regular basis. This has to be the suckiest performer EVER!
If he is lucky he may be able to hire a chiropractor to fix that wicked neck-back-posture issue.
2 Freaks in Union Square New York NY on St Patrick's Day
Written by The Super GeekThese 2 freaks were seen in Union Square New York, NY on St Patrick's Day,
They must have had their calendar all messed up.
It clearly wasn't Halloween, at least not in MARCH.
What Could Be Better Than Free Internet Porn?
Isn't that what the internet was invented for?
Percocet - Now Available Without a Prescription....
Apparently it is time to quit our full time, hard working, labor intensive jobs to sell narcotics, that is because now they are available OVER THE COUNTER, WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION!
The Best 2009 Video of the Best 2009 Fail Videos
Written by The Super GeekThe Best 2009 Video Compilation of the Best 2009 Fail Videos... Ever
It's 7 minutes long, but considering 2009 was 525,000 minutes long and you made it through that, make some time.
Joanna Angel, Misti Dawn, Bella Vendetta, Kleio & Brian Street Team Ring in the Holidays
Thank you all for the good time guys! Keep up the good work.
Now with All 5 Porn Star Christmas Versions
Eye of the Tiger Woods Ad by Spirit Airlines
Written by The Super GeekSpirit Airlines Celebrates the Tiger Woods Affair...
Or maybe they don't...
This ad by Spirit Airlines - Shows:
A Tiger...
Driving an Escalade...
Crashing into a fire Hydrant...
and offers fares as low as $9.00 
This could be the best video ever!
What could be more entertaining than my childhood hero's, the Muppets, singing one of the most classic songs of their time, Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.
HUMAN FAIL!
China Serves Fully Cooked Living Fish to be Eaten Alive
Maybe 1.3 Billion People can be Wrong.
When a culture devises a way to keep a species alive while they cook it just so they can serve it to someone to eat, fully cooked while it is still alive then I am include to believe that there is something seriously wrong going on.
In China a new delicacy involves keeping a fish alive by a chef smothering his head in a wet cloth while they fry the hell out of his posterior.
The fish is alive during the cooking process, the serving process, the 'pour sauce on it process' and even the 'dig in and eat the living, fully cooked back half of this poor animal' process.
Every now and then you find something that looks sooooo yummy, you just can't say "no".
Bill O'Reilly is Not a Homo!
Listen to Bill, He will Spell it out for you "Stop Calling me a Homo!"
Yeah, Another Day in New York
Another Screaming New York, NY Crack Head Video
As we continue to come across more Crack Heads in New York, we will continue to post them.
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