OK, this guy is:

A) Alive

B) Dead

C) Animitronic

Sometimes human catastrophe is funny stuff, it is even funnier when there is a slingshot involved.

Here are some examples of Human + Slingshot = Stupid

#4 Getting Punched in the Nuts Sucks - The Slingshot Version is Worse

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They May not be from California

They May not have sexual relations outside of the family

They may not be easy to look at...

...but they are undeniably from West Virginia & They are Girls

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This Brave Little Snail Rode a Car Hood for 5 Miles at Speeds up to 50 MPH without falling off.

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I'm getting a little bit of a mixed signal here.

Ralph Macchio Returns in this Wax on F@ck Off Movie Trailer about being a washed up nobody.

Everyone love an actor with a sense of humor about themselves.

Ralph Macchio nails this one on the head in this movie trailer where his friends, family & even strangers try to help him get back his Mojo by suggesting he do what famous people do: Drugs, Make Sex Tapes and Get on the front page!

And now for today's New York WTF of the day!

Penn Station actually allows this street performer guy to play this crap, on a regular basis. This has to be the suckiest performer EVER!

If he is lucky he may be able to hire a chiropractor to fix that wicked neck-back-posture issue.

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These 2 freaks were seen in Union Square New York, NY on St Patrick's Day,

They must have had their calendar all messed up.
It clearly wasn't Halloween, at least not in MARCH.

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What Could Be Better Than Free Internet Porn?

Isn't that what the internet was invented for?

Percocet - Now Available Without a Prescription....

Apparently it is time to quit our full time, hard working, labor intensive jobs to sell narcotics, that is because now they are available OVER THE COUNTER, WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION!