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Wonder, "Where's Waldo?" He's been here the whole time.
Explains why he's been hiding. Who would want to be found waist deep in somebody's ass crack?
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
3 Grandmas Watch and Review the Kim Kardashian & Ray-J sex tape.
You have to listen to their commentary, these 3 old ladies sound more like a 3 college girls than 3 old women at the bingo parlor.
Nothing says "I'm a Douche" more than being a dancer, making it to national TV, only to kick yourself in the head.
Spandex Rhinestone Dance Outfit: $59.99
Plane Ticket to Hollywood: $249.00
Kicking yourself in the freaking head on TV: PRICELESS
Car Windows are to Dogs what Porn is to Boys
As a proud owner of a dog, the biggest dichotomy is that blowing on your dogs face at 5 MPH is annoying, while them sticking their head out of a window at highway speeds is PURE BLISS.
Being Blonde & Being from California has some serious stereotypes attached to it...
... But you'd never image it could be this serious...
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(The actual AP Headline)
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws. and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her ear with the windows rolled up and and with eyes closed. with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while came concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and that hse looked very strange. He asked her of she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been jioldinger her baind in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands fom her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought that is was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an house until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Lisa is blonde.