Get Ready America, Buy Ass on Sale Over the Counter at Sta*les.

Isn't in great when a retail chain store offers something that isn't in the catalog. Especially when it is Ass?

In this case, some Seasonal Ass.

I can see a retain chain in, let's say, Pahrump, Nevada, offering such a menu item, but then again prostitution happens to be legal there.

However, prostitution is not legal here in great state of New York, which is where Sta*les was offering this item. Did you hear that Elliot. In either case if you do need to purchase some retail Ass I did find a place that was offering it for the petty sum of $0.50.  Take a look...

Seasonal Ass for Sale only 50¢.

This photo was taken, here in New York at the Local Sta*les Store. As I walked by the register I happened to notice a new item that I had never seen here before, and amidst a line of shoppers, I very stealthily snapped a shot with my trusty iPhone.  As I did, the 'CLICK" prompted the woman next to me to notice what I did and followed suit with her camera phone to email the sight to her fave 5 as well, the chain reaction started as the other 30 someodd people in the store followed to see what the hysterics were all about.  The hot buns you see below were not there, it was a Sta*les, not a hooters, but I needed something to get you to look.

Ass for Sale 

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