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Buying Packaged Food is For Losers; Real Men Aren't Losers
Lets face it, if you are a guy, do your own grocery shopping, and buy food vs. ingredients, you are a douche.
No self respecting man would ever allow another entity to decide what goes into his meal, his body or past his taste buds.
Yea, buying pre-made crap is convenient, easy to cook and is, most of the time edible, but seriously, what are the odds that they get the seasoning & flavors right? Let us also consider that most mass produced food is exactly that, off the rack crap that's made not to offend anyone, on the same note, it is also made to not thrill anyone. Packaged crappy ass food likes to play middle of the road & appeal to every one, even people that live in middle America that have never tasted good food. So if you want to be Mister Joe Average Middle America White Bread, grab that microwave box of prefab cardboard.
I was looking for a recipe for red velvet cake but most of the ones I found were "mock red velvet cake" which means they substituted the real red ingredient with food coloring, BEETS. EPIC FAIL
As I was rifling through a myriad of recipe sites in search of the perfect recipe, as well through my pantry for some inspiration, I came across some Oreo's and became immediately inspired.
Inspired to make the perfect red velvet dessert, something rich, creamy as well as cakey, delicious and wholesome.
I landed on Red Velvet Whoopie Pies with Peanut Butter filling & crushed roasted hazel & cashew nuts. If you remember as a kid, whoopie pies exemplify the perfect mix of cake and frosting.