Car Windows are to Dogs what Porn is to Boys

As a proud owner of a dog, the biggest dichotomy is that blowing on your dogs face at 5 MPH is annoying, while them sticking their head out of a window at highway speeds is PURE BLISS.

Geico - The Lizard, the Winch and the Warlock

Last week my car was hit by a vehicle insured with Geico (The Lizard).

My Car was taken to a Geico Claims Adjustment Site (The Winch).

There, I was greeted by a Claims Adjuster (The Warlock).

New York Insurance Bill A08494 states the following:

"...only new original equipment manufacturer (OEM) replacement crash parts may be used on any vehicle during the year of manufacture and for two succeeding years..."

So explain to me why when my, 2006 Honda Accord EX V6 with 9839 Miles on it, was damaged and I ever so kindly took it the see a Geico Claims Adjuster, I received the following repair estimate, riddled with Parts from Mexico and "Competitive Replacement Parts". According to my window sticker My Honda is comprised of US/Canadian Parts and Japanese parts.